Tuesday 9 March 2010

Day Twenty Two

Morning!
**********BOLLOCKS**********

Weight: 215 Pounds
Loss: -1.5 Pounds
Total Loss: 4.75 Pounds
Points Allowance: 24 Points/day

March 9th, 2010
40g Multi-Grain Start 3.0
1 Medium Slices White Bread 1.0
5g Strawberry Conserve 0.5
5g Low Fat Spread 0.5
1500ml Water 0.0
200g Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup 2.5
2 Honey Flavoured Rice Crackers 1.0
5g Strawberry Conserve 0.5

Points Used: 9.0
Points Saved (until 16.03.10):





Monday 8 March 2010

Day Twenty One: Part II

The Diet Plan

People are misled by diets into thinking that the key is eating less. Not true! In reality, the key is to eat a small amount every 2-3 hours to keep your metabolism running at it’s highest in order to burn the most fat. The most important point to remember is “no protein – no point”. You should try and eat protein with every meal. So, below is the diet plan which I produced myself with lots of tips from a qualified nutritionist. I get to eat a lot, I don’t feel constantly hungry, and well, it just works:-

Breakfast

Porridge with a scoop of protein powder:-

50g of Wholemeal porridge oats mixed with 1 scoop of protein powder (I use Holland and Barratt’s own brand soya protein powder – chocolate or plain flavour (strawberry contains less protein)) mixed with 20ml of water and 200ml of skimmed milk.

Drink – water and a cup of tea or coffee if you wish.


Snack at 11am


Go for a cereal bar such as Sainsbury’s be good to yourself ones or special k or the special k mini bite things, or a portion of fruit. Fruit is better. (I know cereal goes against the no protein – no point thing, but it’s just to kill of any hunger pangs and this is low fat a low calorie).


Lunch (about 1pm)


Either brown rice or cous cous mixed with either chicken pieces, prawns (canned or fresh), tuna, crab meat, clams. Any kind of fish is good. Also turkey is ok. I tend to make this the day before and eat it cold. You can eat hot or cold, and could also mix with a law fat sauce. (I’m going to keep raving about the Sainsbury’s be good to yourself range!).


Snack at 3pm


At 3pm I’ll eat a portion of fruit. Sometimes I’ll have a small portion at 3pm and another at 4pm. usually a mixture of fruit.


*****If going to the gym*****

Pre-Gym Meal (at around 5:30pm)


My pre-gym meal contains a half size portion of a lunch meal.


GYM


Usually 3 sessions in a week. Two are evening sessions where I will do mainly cardio. It’s good to change your programme around on a regular basis. The third session will be a long session at the weekend consisting of all the weight machines in the gym followed by all the cardio machines. Doing weights helps to build muscle tissue and the more muscle tissue you have, the more fat you burn while at rest.


After Gym Protein Shake


While working out, you tear your muscle ligaments which take at least 48 hours to recover. Protein helps to repair muscle ligaments faster and also to make your muscle tissue stronger. Obviously, you don’t want the type that body builders have which contain weight gainer; you just want pure whey protein.

I use Promax which can be found at www.maximuscle.com and has a red label. This can also be bought from Amazon.co.uk for cheaper : )


Dinner


For dinner, I recommend using the “no carbs after 6pm rule”.

I try to avoid the more fatty meats and have a lot of chicken and turkey and fish / seafood. Turkey mince with Sainsbury’s be good to yourself tomato sauce is good with a generous sprinkling of low fat cheese. I’ll have steak once a week. Then add a large selection of vegetables.


Drinking!


When drinking, stick to a no-carb spirit such as vodka, gin or rum and mix with a diet drink or slim line tonic. Don’t have juice – full of sugar. If you have a night drinking wine, be warned that the next morning, if you weigh yourself you will have appeared to lost a few pounds. This is a lie and purely because you are very dehydrated.

Day Twenty One

Afternoon!
I have spent the morning questioning my actions over what will now be referred to as 'The Black Binge' whilst burning myself out cross-trainer stylee.
1) Friday nights Indian was not required. I am forced to disclose a minor discrepancy amongst yesterday's blog. On March 5th, 2010, I had already eaten dinner. A measly helping of chicken cassoulet, yet it still indicates the Saag Aloo and Naan Bread present themselves as a second dinner. Fail.
2) Saturday's binge was pure, unadulterated, comfort eating. Meet the human disposal unit. Fail.
3) Furthermore, on Saturday night I went for a romantic hoe-date with L, which had been planned for weeks. There is nothing wise about choosing an appetiser of Quesadilla followed by 'The Bloomin' (massive) Burger' and washed down with a Chocolate Chip Cookie Milkshake. Not only did I feel heavily pregnant on consumption, I am now seriously angry with my self control, or lack thereof. Fail.
4) Sunday morning, the day of repentance. Not so much. Epic Fail.
I am positive the scales are going to reflect my multitude of sins tomorrow morning. God of Dieter's, I have learnt my lesson and I am very sorry (angry, disappointed, upset). Please let me maintain or, if you are feeling generous, a loss would be considered a miracle, similar to that of Jesus turning water to wine.
Yours, Skinny.Cinnamon.Dolce.Latte.

Cross-trainer 5 minutes @ Level 4: 5 minutes @ Level 4 reversed: 5 minutes @ Level 6: 5 minutes @ Level 6 reversed: 5 minutes @ Level 1: 5 minutes @ Level 1 reversed: 5 minutes @ Level 6: 5 minutes @ Level 6 reversed: 5 minutes @ Level 4: 5 minutes @ Level 4 reversed
Treadmill 10 minutes @ Level 7.8
700 kcal burned

Points Gained: 14.0

Sunday 7 March 2010

Day Twenty

Afternoon!
I am ashamed to admit I have had a binge weekend. Friday night was calorific, Saturday was comfort eating (which I have chosen to phase out) and today I was in denial. Tomorrow is going to be damage limitation. A thousand calorie burn, two hour gym session. Just what the doctor ordered, and it sounds horrific.
When weigh in day commences, I have no wish to see a gain or even a maintain. Loss all the way baby, that's how I roll. Time to jump back on the bandwagon. No luck or best wishes required.

March 5th, 2010
2 Medium Slices White Bread 2.0
20g Peanut Butter 2.0
660ml Diet Coke 0.0
1/2 Large Granary Bap with Chicken Escalope, Salad and Mayonnaise 10.0
2 Poppadoms 3.0
Saag Aloo 6.0
Plain Naan 8.0

Points Used: 31.0
Points Saved (until 09.03.10): -1.5

March 6th, 2010
March 7th, 2010
2 Medium Slices White Bread 2.0
5g Low Fat Spread 0.5
10g Peanut Butter 1.0
5 Honey Flavoured Rice Crackers 2.5
Kiwis, Apple and Lime Innocent Smoothie 2.5
2 Nairns Oatcakes 2.0
1 Laughing Cow Light Cheese Triangle 0.0
2 Slices Wafer Thin Ham 0.5
1 Medium Slices White Bread 1.0
5g Strawberry Conserve 0.5
10g Peanut Butter 1.0
Tortilla Chips 8.0
Beef Enchilada's with Mexican Salad 15.0

Points Used: 36.5
Points Saved (until 09.03.10): -14.0

Thursday 4 March 2010

Day Seventeen

Morning!
Apologies for the ridiculous amounts of alcohol consumed on a weeknight. Experienced the toughest day, decided to end my, nearly four year, relationship with B. I feel like shit. Do regurgitated points count, I wonder. Probably won't make that third gym session.

March 4th, 2010
2 Medium Eggs 3.0
Mushrooms 0.0
2 Slices Wafer Thin Ham 0.5
660ml Diet Coke 0.0
3 Nairns Oatcakes 3.0
Giant Mandarin 0.5
330ml Diet Coke 0.0
4 250ml Glasses of White Wine 12.0

Points Used: 19.0
Points Saved (until 09.03.10): 5.5

Wednesday 3 March 2010

Day Sixteen




Evening!
Celebrate, for my voice has finally returned! One happy me and three dissatisfied flat friends. Hilarious. Evidently I was a little snap happy today, for your viewing pleasure; my breakfast and lunch. Have decided I could probably live on a diet of grapes and sushi, healthy and nutritious with only a small possibility I would turn into Charlie and The Chocolate Factory's Violet Beauregarde.

Another day, another gym session. Two out of three complete, final training session is planned for Friday. I'm on a roll. Smashing. Quick postscript; I am going to make a conscious effort to track my gym routines, although to be honest, they don't differ much.

Cross-trainer 10 minutes @ Level 6: 10 minutes @ Level 4: 5 minutes @ Level 4 reversed: 5 minutes @ Level 1: 5 minutes @ Level 1 reversed: 10 minutes @ Level 4
Step 5 minutes @ Level 6
Treadmill 10 minutes @ Level 7.8
600 kcal burned

Points Gained: 12.0

I went minutely over today's allowance, it's just been one of those days where a constant nibble has been required.

March 3rd, 2010
2 Medium Eggs 3.0
Mushrooms 0.0
Yoghurt, Orange Juice, Rice Milk, Strawberry, Blackberry, Blackcurrant and Cranberry Smoothie 3.0
1500ml Water 0.0
Sainsburies Sushi 5.0
3 Nairns Oatcakes 3.0
1 Laughing Cow Light Cheese Triangle 0.0
2 Slices Wafer Thin Ham 0.5
Red Seedless Grapes 1.0
660ml Diet Coke 0.0
Mushroom and Chicken Bake 4.0
Be Good To Yourself Cous Cous with Chargrilled Vegetables 2.0
3 Nairns Oatcakes 3.0

Points Used: 24.5
Points Saved (until 09.03.10): 2.5

Tuesday 2 March 2010

Day Fifteen





Morning!
Out of bed, quick pee, butt naked, hit the scales. You got it, Weigh In Day. Absolutely mystified (read as gutted) if I have gained, feel I deserve a loss, especially as I have stuck to my targets i.e. not consuming points burned.

Weight: 213.5 Pounds
Loss: 3.5 Pounds
Total Loss: 6.25 Pounds
Points Allowance: 24 Points/day

And breathe. Sorted. Sweet.
Target 1) Start consuming more of the green healthy stuff, known commonly as fruit and vegetables.
Target 2) Attempt to lose the same this week, under 210 pounds equals under fifteen stone. Can I get an amen.

Now I am off to treat myself to some 'posh lunch' (J's words), Sushi. Delicious

March 2nd, 2010
1 Medium Slice White Bread 1.0
1 Eggs 2.5
Bacon Medallions 1.0
Mushrooms 0.0
1500ml Water 0.0
Yo Sushi Pumpkin Korroke 2.0
2 Servings Yo Sushi Prawn Nigiri 2.0
2 Servings Cucumber Maki 3.0
330ml Diet Coke 0.0
200g Strawberries 0.5
1 Medium Slice White Bread 1.0
10g Peanut Butter 1.0
1500ml Water 0.0
200g Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup 2.5

Points Used: 16.5
Points Saved (until 09.03.10): 3.0